March 2010
96 posts
“I went 5 straight nights at “Richardo’s Italian Bistro AND Fish...”
– Random Anonymous Coach Musings: County Leftovers Edition
Klister Removal: Use High Heat
it’s the time of year when skiers flock for warm locales, sandy beaches, and a respite from the strain of racing & training. (As has been said before “Beach rhymes with Spring.”) Send along loosely ski-specific photos (as in they have a skier in them) of the season end to johnnyklister@gmail.com. The best submission receives various useless JohnnyKlister.com detritus...
“Yeah, waxing was super easy because the snow is colder than the air.”
– Overheard at the Gold Rush on a 45 degree day. (via AH)
County Lines: Super Tour Finals and the Scene
“Bulletproof ice with some of those ice balls in there. Pretty…pretty much...”
– Random Anonymous Athlete Musings: Late (late) Season Edition.
County Lines: Super Tour Finals and the Scene
“The only bar in town is called Bee Jay’s. It is next door to our motel. We...”
– Random Anonymous Coach Musings, Last Call Edition.
County Lines: Seen @ Distance Nationals
Cross country skiing takes you to odd and distant locales: the UP, Fairbanks, or Utah’s fabled canned goods district. This week, Aroostook County in Northern Maine provides a fine backdrop to our country’s traveling tour of elite free-heeled lycra. Whilst taking in the sights and smells of US Distance Nationals, these tidbits of county goodness were too good not to be shared. (Have...
Next time you think US skiing doesn't have a...
“I’m going to puke all over John Morton.”
– Overheard in Maine.
Why do they show the nuns when the video moves to... →
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Remember those guys that came out of the interwebs wood work during the Olympics calling the US Ski Team a bunch of idiots, US skiers pathetic and JohnnyKlister.com elitist? (Duh- been saying that for years.) I’m guessing these are the same guys that watch World Cup footage and talk about how badly Northug skis. So where are the idiots spitting vitriol and just in general being Cloxxi...
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NYT on Andy Soule (click here) →
Cross Country Skiing: The Movie
The part of Roar Hjelmset will be played by Shrek. (via JMBLS)
Paralympics 2010:
“Either make them stop or poke out my eyes.”
– Overheard post-ncaa’s in response to two teammates getting amorous.
“I mean you can’t get all sexual, but you can definitely get your hump on.”
– Overheard at the JO dance.