March 2009
28 posts
Bangkok Post Article on Austrian Dopers. →
Why wouldn't a LIVE VOLCANO spoil US Nationals?... →
Austrians involved in doping? Weird. →
Fairbanks Race Predictions. →
“When did JO’s start to mean “jailbait olympics”?”
– An anonymous OJ participant.
“If your flouro top coat is not at least 10years old since its market debut then...”
– Random Anonymous Coach Musings, JO team leader edition.
“I don’t fight, you’re just a bitch”
– Random anonymous coach musings. Junior Nationals sibling edition.
“Loser buys beer.”
– Matt Gelso to his two CU teammates at the start of the NCAA skate race. Results.
Coaches Meeting Rules: Addendum.
a. One must not ask about what constitutes classic technique.
b. One must not ask about when it is or is not appropriate to track.
c. If you don’t know, ask a friend first.
“You could have had power or tracks that weren’t sheer ice today.”
– A Black Mountain Race official explaining why there was no power available where they said it might be. (Apparently the groomer is also in charge of everything.)
“Is there anybody even here?”
– Overheard at the NCAA venue. (It has been remarkably quiet. )
Five Bad Places to Stay for Ski Races.
1. The Travelodge Houghton, MI
2. Anywhere in Rumford, ME
3. The Rabbit Ears Motel, Steamboat, CO
4. The Westmark, Anchorage AK (if only for the food)
5.Anything Owned By Powderhorn Mountain In Ironwood, MI
Got a nomination: send them to JohnnyKlister@gmail.com
“Waiting to board ferry to helsinki. Along with crews from norway, italy, canada,...”
– Nathan Shulz via Twitter on his European Adventures is Ski Prep.
“Beach rhymes with spring.”
– Random Anonymous coach musings on the nearing of the end o the season.
“Carlsberg (beer)- used to be called Carlswensonsberg-but was too long.”
– FakeFasterskier.